I’m not me.. Who am I?

What’s wrong with my name? I’ve been wondering that a lot lately.

I’ve been wondering why countless web sites keep insisting that my name is Paul OFlaherty, Paul Oflaherty or even Paul OFlaherty.

I thought I was born Paul O’Flaherty.

There must be something about me though, because it’s not just my name, it’s also where I live. I thought I lived in Næstved (Denmark). Apparently I don’t. According to most web sites I live in Naestved.

Oh well I guess I’ll just have to have my passport altered to reflect what web sites tell me my name is after I’ve registered.

Oh one more thing. Some web sites keep insulting me and telling me that I contain invalid characters.. Me!!

I’m so hurt…