Dear Oprah – I’ve got but one life…
2009 June 28
Oprah, I know you’ve got all the money in the world.
I know that, among your legions of slavering idiot sheep stalkers loyal fans, you’d have more than a few who would willingly lay down their lives for you and allow you to have your brain transplanted to their body so you could continue to share your bullshit brilliance, should you kick the bucket something unfortunate happen.
But please, don’t assume that I, or anyone else, has access to your money, kidnappers or legions of brainwashed idiots fans to facilitate an eternal life.
Quite frankly, I find your twitter bio offensive:
Live Your Best Life
Us mere mortals have but one life, there is no best or worst!
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Erm Paul,I think you took it up a bit wrong and harshly there,I would assume that she means that people make the best out of what life they have and what is possible for them.I would totally agree with what you said she had said " Live the life of a rockstar" o "Live a life like me" because even if they had good intentions then could be more easily targeted but she did say "Your" so therefore it is unfair to attack it.
-Mike
Erm Paul,I think you took it up a bit wrong and harshly there,I would assume that she means that people make the best out of what life they have and what is possible for them.I would totally agree with what you said she had said " Live the life of a rockstar" o "Live a life like me" because even if they had good intentions then could be more easily targeted but she did say "Your" so therefore it is unfair to attack it.
-Mike
Ah but Mike, what's the fun in things if you can't take the piss out of them by being literal?
I have but one life to live, and if she had said "Live the best life you can" or "Live your life the best you can" or something similar, then I couldn't have gotten uppity about it.
But to say "Live your best life" implies that I may have another and since I can't currently experience my other lives in parallel dimensions (if such things exist) then I'll have to settle for taking a shot at Oprah for implying that I either have more than one life (so was possibly sired by a feline) or that I'll be reincarnated after I kick the bucket! (Just hoping that I don't come back as Jerry Springers jock strap or something).
Ah but Mike, what's the fun in things if you can't take the piss out of them by being literal?
I have but one life to live, and if she had said "Live the best life you can" or "Live your life the best you can" or something similar, then I couldn't have gotten uppity about it.
But to say "Live your best life" implies that I may have another and since I can't currently experience my other lives in parallel dimensions (if such things exist) then I'll have to settle for taking a shot at Oprah for implying that I either have more than one life (so was possibly sired by a feline) or that I'll be reincarnated after I kick the bucket! (Just hoping that I don't come back as Jerry Springers jock strap or something).
I agree which this one!
I agree which this one!