This Photo Sums Up Much Of What Is Wrong With The Deep South

“Loose” the second “ammendment”. Let the second “ammendment” run free.

I have no idea what an “ammendment” is, it may be distantly related to an amendment, but apparently if we “loose” the second one, we will have to “loose” them all.

While we were driving home today from West Mobile, Sara spotted this truck with some awesome stickers that just have to be seen to be believed.

I’m not normally a stickler for spelling and grammar (I can’t type coherently without spell-check) , but if  you’re going to stick something on the outside of your vehicle supporting a political or religious view, then be prepared to come up against some ridicule when you cock up.

Second Ammendment

So We Bought This Baby Name Book…

100000 Baby NamesOkay, lets get this our of the way: No Sara’s not pregnant. No we’re not trying, well not for at least another year, but yes we are giving serious thought to having a baby in the next 2 years or so.

So being us we ordered a book of baby names as Sara simply refuses to allow me to name the kids anything like “Captain Jack O’Flaherty” or “Darth O’Flaherty”.

The book we ordered is “100,000+ Baby Names” by Bruce Lansky, and it is quite simply the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

I know you’re wondering how a book of baby names could ever be funny, but let me explain:

Near the beginning of the book there is a section called “The Impressions Names Make” which lists girls and boys names by the impression the name gives. So if you’d like you child to have an athletic, beutiful/handsome, friendly, hippie, intelligent etc., sounding name then you’d pick from one of these lists. Simple right? No quite.

Each of these lists is divided into names for girls and boys except for “nerdy” which has only boys names listed. Apparently only boys can be nerdy, and it gets worse.

The lists that contain only boys names include: Nerdy, Strong/Tough and Wimpy.

Lists containing only girls names also feature, such as “sweet” and every bodies favorite “sexy”.  Yup, you know you’ve always wanted your baby girl to have a name that makes her sound “sexy”. LOL

Still the best part of the book was yet to come. Setting aside the fact that many of the names in the book do not have the origins that the author claims, and many more appear to be exercises in seeing how many ways the author could phonetically spell a name to make it sound remotely like the base name in order to fill the 100,000+ names claim, the best part of the book was this name:

Gagandeep

First off let me say that “Gagandeep” is a genuine Indian name and I apologize if anybody gets offended by this, but Sara and I have filthy minds. Damn filthy minds. Think Urban Dictionary levels of filthy.

So when we’re reading through the names in the book and come across other names and start putting then together on a “first name, middle name basis” it was all we could do not to fall off the couch laughing.

If your not from America say these with your best  American accents, and if you are just say these out loud: Ima Gagandeep. Sukhdeep Gagandeep, Fulla Gagandeep…

This list goes on, and on and on. It’s like listening to an Austin Powers script.

I know that we have the sense of humor of 12 year old boys in a sex education class but damn, it was just so funny. I’m sure we’ll be getting a lot more laughs out of this book over the next year or two :)

This Bottle Of Wine Is For You Love

We had that massive tipping debacle and discussion break out over on Geek Is Awesome yesterday (which is still going with over 80K stumbles, 360+ Facebook shares and masses of comments at the time of writing) during which, as she tweeted last night, Sara got called a bitch no less than four times in a row (by people claiming to be waiters and waitresses openly threatening folks who said that 20% tip was not the norm.)

Sara

When I came across this image on my hard drive while looking for posts this morning  I thought Sara might like to share a bottle? After all babe, if you can’t beat them… might as have a drink and laugh at them. :)

Anybody know where we can get this in the US? The website listed on the bottom of the label doesn’t appear to be there anymore :(

I want to try this wine

Coffee Snobs – I Fear For My Future

I honestly think I have known these people and I fear that one day my coffee addiction will lead me to become one of them (without working at a coffee shop I hope).

Of course, none of this is helped by the fact that my percolator decided that this morning would be a great time to screw up, overflow and try to drown Sara’s phone in hot coffee…

#1 Epic Bastards

Apparently there’s a book of epic bastards and I’m in it!

Okay, not really, but among the many excellent gifts, cards and wishes I received yesterday during the awesome day (thank you so much Sara) that was my birthday was this image posted to my Facebook wall.

I’m not sure how Amy managed it, but I do know it had me laughing hard :)

(Yes that is the infamous “priest” costume from Halloween 2010).

Epic Bastards