Bastardization of language

The ever-evolving bastardization of the written and spoken language as a result of social and cultural idolization of uneducated, unitelligable celebrities.
1)Aw shnap, son. Check out the fine ass sho-tee rockin’ all dat ice.
Translation: Hello, my good sir. Take a gander at the beautiful woman wearing the expensive jewels.

The Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary where all definitions are added by the users. Well worth checking out, great for a laugh, but I wouldn’t use these defiitions in your next English exam… šŸ˜‰

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