Comment spam is the blogger’s equivalent of hemorrhoids. It’s that itching, burning, pain in the ass that you just can’t get rid of no matter how hard you scratch.
Yet, very occasionally, the pain will subside and comment spam will provide you with a moment of humor or in this case a cheap grin at the plain honesty of it (I’m not sure if hemorrhoids will ever do that unless they give you some awesome pain medication).
This morning I happened upon an example of such honesty:
You need to approve this comment so that I can link to my website from your site which has lots of awesome posts, as mine has none.
The comment was (obviously) not approved, but this spammer can feel free to attempt to spam this site with more comments of a similar nature 😉