Paul O’Flaherty - Brain To Mouth Filter Removed Since 1978

Irish, opinionated, sarcastic, tech geek, NSFW and very likely to offend you.
Co-Founder, editor and code monkey at Scrw Media.

My First World Problem

My First World Problem

Time to bust out a hammer – FML.

Can Pull Bust

January 24, 2012 2 comments
What Really Happened To The Internet Yesterday

What Really Happened To The Internet Yesterday

There’s more than a passing resemblance between what happened on the internet yesterday and how they typically fix problems at the IT department of Reynholm Industries.

IT Crowd

Image via quickmeme.

January 19, 2012 0 comments
Why I Fear SOPA / PIPA May Still Pass – TL;DR

Why I Fear SOPA / PIPA May Still Pass – TL;DR

Today it feels like the entire internet is rallying against SOPA & PIPA. We’re certainly part of that, encouraging our users to take action and make their voice heard by displaying banners on all our sites and posting about it on every property we own, even those that have nothing to do with technology.

Yet I fear that it’s not enough. I fear that the outcry may not resound beyond the echo chamber of the tech-sphere and related sites with enough force to make it known that the internet simply will not stand for laws such as SOPA and PIPA (or derivates) being passed. At best, I think this may simply buy us some time.

Why am I so pessimistic about this? Well, just look at this little screen shot and you’ll understand why.

Wikipedia

These two reactions are indicative of what is being retweed of the Twitter account herpderpedia which is retweeting peoples reactions to Wikipedia being blacked out today.

Most of the reactions have a few things in common – they neither have a clue what SOPA / PIPA are, nor do they care to look it up.

Obviously all of these people visited Wikipedia and have been presented with the following when trying to find what they were looking for:

Wikipedia 3

What’s glaringly obvious is the fact that very few of them have clicked the “learn more” button, and that those few who have, either lacked the will or ability to read the information they were presented with.

As they say on Reddit – “TL;DR”. (“Too long didn’t read” for those of you who haven’t come across that before.)

There-in lies the problem – All of the sites that have blacked out will be back online tomorrow, and all those people who are pissed off today will promptly forget while they copy/paste their homework assignments tomorrow.

Sure there will be more media coverage today in the mainstream media and a few more people will rally to the cause but tomorrow everything will go back to normal and the everyday public won’t pay any more attention to it.

I hate to say it, but as long as people care more about the size of Kim Kardashian’s ass and who’s she’s shagging then a one day outage isn’t going to make this problem go away.

We may kill SOPA and PIPA but, like a bad case of herpes, they will flare up again at some point in the future. Maybe not with the same name, but as long as politicians are allowed to accept bribes from lobbyists (yes, “contribution” is a nice word for “bribe”), as long as politicians can be bought and sold, then it’s only a matter of time before we, the tech savy portion of internet users, are once again scrambling to rally support and apply ointment to a new batch of puss filled sores.

Speaking of herpes and Kim Kardashians ass – maybe we would get a lot more traction if people were unable get their fix of the Kardashians or find pictures of her for more than a week?

Unfortunately, it’s highly unlikely that Google et al, will ever pull their services for that long, but can you imagine the difference it would make?

Google didn’t go dark today, but they did join the protest by changing their front page and calling users to action.

Facebook, which apparently has crossed the 1 billion users mark hasn’t even bothered to write a blog post about it. Nothing.

I’m pissed at Facebook for that, but I understand why. They get that most people simply don’t “get it” and when presented with the info go TL;DR.

Facebook understands that most people just want things to work, and when things don’t work online, they simply bitch about it and go else where. Facebook gets that most people (outside of the tech-sphere) simply don’t give a shit. They have too much going on in their day to day lives, that does not encompass the internet, to give a crap that sites are out today. They treat it as a minor inconvenience (like having their water shut off for repairs) and as long as it comes back tomorrow, who cares?

Now, if Facebook went offline for a week the landscape would truly change. But they won’t because people would go to Google + instead and life would continue. It’s only when everything is gone, that people finally stand up and take notice.

You don’t know what you’ve got until you’ve lost it, but by then it’s too late.

So the challenge remains for those of who are aware of what’s being attacked to come up with a new way to present this to the public at large. How can we make them aware on their terms about what they are going to lose? Continued black outs? How many of your non-web savvy friends even know what Reddit is?

Is there a better way we can present the information? Something that would make more sense than pounding people with words like copyright infringement, intellectual property, DNS servers and other such terms which make the average persons eye’s gloss over and switch to Fox News?

I don’t have the answers, but I know that you folks, you dear readers are an opinionated an insightful  bunch so lets have a bit of discussion here. Am I wrong? Will this be enough, or do we need to employ other methods and what should those methods be?

While you’re thinking about that, have a look at this screenshot to remind you of what we’re up against.

Wikipedia 2

So where do we go from here? How do we stop this from flaring up again?

UPDATE: Facebook now has an official page about their stance with regards to SOPA and PIPA, but, as if to prove my point, they’re not doing anything to make their 1 billion users aware it exists, beyond Zuckerberg’s post on his account.

January 18, 2012 0 comments
Allons-y!

Allons-y!

At midnight last night Sara and I sat on the couch and kissed as we watched the clock tick down to midnight in Chicago. Why Chicago you might ask? Why not Mobile?

For those of you who don’t know, Chicago was where Sara and I met for the first time in real life so we find it fitting that we watch the celebrations there, via the internet of course, and face the New Year together by starting as we mean to go on… with a great big kiss and wrapped in each others arms.

Soppy stuff I know, but it’s important to us.

The past 12 months were amazing for us both personally and professionally, and 2012 looks to be even better.

I’ve learned so much in the past 12 months that I think it’s fair to say that 2011 may have been the year that I’ve finally grown up (although I still have a lot of that to do).

I’ve learned, both through success and failure, about being a step-dad to 3 wonderful kids. I’m hoping very much that, come the end of this year, we’ll be in a position where I can take a little of what I’ve learned and apply it to being a father to a new addition to our family.

The fact that I’m not Superman was a hard realization for me. Admitting that I simply don’t have the energy to do absolutely everything at once (no matter how much I want to), and that I need help every once in a while was a bit of a bitter personal pill to swallow, but one that was well worth swallowing.

Self-education has always been core to how I do things and approach problems, and this year I got to learn more than I ever wanted to know about things like WordPress, servers and caching, but the upside was that we got to travel to some really cool conferences to present of these things, and in the process learn even more new stuff and meet some of the most awesome people.

Intellectual challenge has also been front and center in 2011 (and I suspect this will never change) as I’ve spent far more time rationalizing, defending, explaining and perhaps, internalizing the fact that I am an atheist, than I ever have before. Again, this was something that has not been without great reward as I got to spend an hour presenting to amazing people (who have incredible patience) as I spoke about why I am an atheist. Putting together the presentation and opening myself up to deep and public scrutiny really forces you to question everything, but in doing so you learn a lot about who you are and where you stand.

One of the things I’d like to fix in 2011 is the amount of time we get to spend with friends. 2011 was a busy year for everybody we know. Many were juggling jobs, education, illness and other things at the same time, while we were juggling kids, trying to have a personal life, work and Scrw Media. I feel like I could make a better effort this year to accommodate and make time to be with the people we love.

And let’s gloss over the fact that, once again, I have more than a few pounds I need to shed this year….

Professionally it was an amazing year for Scrw Media. We went from hundreds of thousands of people a month visiting the network to literally millions of people a month visiting our sites. Obviously I want to make things even bigger and better this year and have lots of big plans which involve better design, tighter integration, a submissions process and even a couple of new projects. New projects, which I might add, will be a departure from the type of stuff we’re currently doing, but more on that in the coming months.

Everything that we’ve accomplished, tackled or simply done in the past year wouldn’t have been possible without the support of our friends and family, and I wish you all a Happy New Year for 2012.

Finally, to my beautiful wife Sara who has made so much possible and put up with so much in order to make things possible – Thank you my love, more than I could ever put into words. Happy New Year!

2012? Allons-y!

January 1, 2012 1 comment
The Coming War On General Computation – Cory Doctorow

The Coming War On General Computation – Cory Doctorow

The copyright was was just the beginning. – Recorded at the 28th Chaos Communication Congress.

The last 20 years of Internet policy have been dominated by the copyright war, but the war turns out only to have been a skirmish. The coming century will be dominated by war against the general purpose computer, and the stakes are the freedom, fortune and privacy of the entire human race.

The problem is twofold: first, there is no known general-purpose computer that can execute all the programs we can think of except the naughty ones; second, general-purpose computers have replaced every other device in our world. There are no airplanes, only computers that fly. There are no cars, only computers we sit in. There are no hearing aids, only computers we put in our ears. There are no 3D printers, only computers that drive peripherals. There are no radios, only computers with fast ADCs and DACs and phased-array antennas. Consequently anything you do to “secure” anything with a computer in it ends up undermining the capabilities and security of every other corner of modern human society.

And general purpose computers can cause harm — whether it’s printing out AR15 components, causing mid-air collisions, or snarling traffic. So the number of parties with legitimate grievances against computers are going to continue to multiply, as will the cries to regulate PCs.

The primary regulatory impulse is to use combinations of code-signing and other “trust” mechanisms to create computers that run programs that users can’t inspect or terminate, that run without users’ consent or knowledge, and that run even when users don’t want them to.

The upshot: a world of ubiquitous malware, where everything we do to make things better only makes it worse, where the tools of liberation become tools of oppression.

Our duty and challenge is to devise systems for mitigating the harm of general purpose computing without recourse to spyware, first to keep ourselves safe, and second to keep computers safe from the regulatory impulse.

December 30, 2011 2 comments